Low-IQ crazy Kellyanne Conway is here tonight.  Kellyanne came to Mar-a-Lago three nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no! Sarah Huckabee Sanders has also graced us with her presence. She gained a massive amount of weight, and it was a real problem.

I see Fox News in the back, which is a failing pile of garbage and the enemy of the American people. I never watch Sean Hannity, who I once called “the dumbest man on television!” 

A few members of the Trump cabinet showed up this year, such as Liddle Jeff Sessions, who lied to Congress under oath. He is an untruthful slimeball. And there’s Mike Pence, who is weak, both physically and mentally. Don’t threaten gay people, Mike!
I’m so glad to see the Trump family represented. Let’s see, there’s Crooked Don Jr., who embarrassed himself and the country with his email lies. I refuse to call Ivanka Trump a bimbo, because that is not politically correct. And let’s not forget Eric, who should be forced to take an IQ testNot very bright. 
As for the First Lady, I did try and f*** Melania. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the p****. You can do anything. 
In closing, I will reserve my most civil words for the president himself, who has finally made an appearance at this dinner. Bad (or sick) guy!
Here's "The 459 People, Places and Things Donald Trump Has Insulted on Twitter: A Complete List."  Here is a list of Trump's attacks on prominent women. There's a lot of unused material here for the 2019 roast.

In other words, the President has conceded the high ground on this issue long ago. He has made insulting those with whom he disagrees an staple of his public communication. Ms. Wolf amplified the crudity, but she built on a foundation laid by the President. 

I happen to think it all contributes to the coarsening of our culture and our hearts. 

I happen to think that being silent about the President's language while decrying the comedian's language makes no sense. 

Perhaps we should demand more of both of them.